French Bitch

She was straying along the dark street. Quite a delightful Dalmatian: a perfect body, snow-white fur, jet-black spots, sparkling eyes but in spite of the esthetic grace, nobody loved her. She did not know sincere affection or who she was. All she recalled was her cruel master having beaten her up day after day She ran away. It was at the end of October, and if she did not find shelter soon enough, winter would freeze her life-giving blood, making her die an icy death. She did not mind how cold the fall wind was blowing; she was out to find true love.

The old clock of Lyon’s reverend cathedral stuck twelve. She stopped. There was s slight noise. She laid back her black ears, hearing a distant growl, and at the very same moment, she smelled a familiar scent: It was another dog. The roused bitch started running thru the calm lanes.

Panting, she reached a remote manor at the municipal periphery. All was quiet. She sniffed. The luring smell was coming from inside. She slunk around the noble villa till the stumbled on an unlocked backdoor. The wakeful hound stepped thru the silent darkness, climbed up the high stairs to the second floor, stood still. There it was; the other dog was near. She felt its heavy breath. Her sharp gaze fell on a husky Dalmatian baring its blazing teeth; his blood-red prick was glittering in the pale moonlight. She knew he was horny.

He snarled, she froze too scared to stir. Putting his scratchy paws around her velvety flanks, he sprang at her, shoving his stiff dick into her tender cunt. She enjoyed, though her tiny hymen tore and his swelling knot stretched her virgin vagina to a new limit. Their boundless lust rose with each of his violent thrusts. Just when they were having a common climax, a harsh flash blinded her gaping eyes.

“Pour l’amour de Dieu!”

An elegant man in a silky nightshirt was standing at the open door. Her angelic pulchritude bewitched him on the spot. The tied bitch made him join in the fiery fucking. He undressed and lifted his smooth leg over his yowling dog. His erect penis slid into her exposed asshole. Both throbbing dicks gelling her touchy innards at once brought her to a second orgasm. She got a lovely home.

Diana’s First Time

I grew up in a good family of 4 girls in North East England. I’m the second youngest and being a good girl was very innocent and naive. At the age of 13 or 14 I was at Grammar School, the first girl in our family to go and did I have bad puberty with small breasts and an almost constant bladder infection! I had to get the bus to school every day and walked and stood alone! Every morning a big dog would pass me and growl. I was scared of it not surprisingly.

This particular morning I was running late and rushed to the stop, I had to pee really badly…. Behind the stop was a big beech hedge and with care I slipped through it. Taking off my knickers I crouched leaning my back against a tree. Gosh did that feel good, so I closed my eyes. I then felt something warm and wet on my lips, I opened my eyes to see the big black dog that I hated licking up my urine. Terror! So I stayed really still and let the dog do what it wanted….

Now let me explain I was a complete innocent and had at this time never played with myself, I was a good girl!

The feel of the dog’s tongue on my pussy was beginning to feel nice, and I guess now I was wet for a different reason. I had an orgasm and the dog continued to lick. Again and again I came; the world was a far off place that was a dream. Next thing I awoke and tried to stand up, the dog had gone; I was groggy and confused so staggered home. Mum put me to bed thinking I was sick, though I don’t know what she thought of the fact that I was carrying my knickers in my hand and they had a muddy paw print on them.

Summer Horse Loving

Harvey walked over the field as the sun stood high on the sky, bathing him in its warm caressing rays. He wore shorts, sneakers and a shirt. Today was very hot, and he was on his way home from Jason, his best friend. They lived close by, but it still took about 30 minutes to walk home, 15 if he crossed over the fields, like he always did.

Harvey used to come here when he was younger, to look at the horses. He had been very fond of these horses when he was a kid. And now he was 20, and though his interests moved to parties, dancing, and drinking, he still had a soft spot for these animals.

Upon reaching home, and his mother came to tell his that dinner was soon ready. “Sure, Mom. I’ll just take a quick shower”, he said, and walked upstairs. He undressed, and turned on the shower, and stood before the mirror, looking at himself. He grinned.

He went into the shower as thoughts of tomorrow’s party. Jason was turning 21, and Harvey had already gotten his present. He hoped Jason love it. He had bought him a copy of “From Dusk to Dawn”. He loved it himself, and wanted to have a copy himself. John and Sean had been friends for a long time, so he knew he would love it.

Harvey came downstairs after he had showered, and got to the table. His mom, dad and little brother was already at the table just waiting for him. His mom smiled to him, and his dad just hummed something to himself. His family had never talked much during their dinners, and this was no exception today either. It was like if the silence wasn’t there, it was unnatural. They had all gotten used to it.

Time passed by as Harvey sat in his room watching TV. He was getting tired, and headed for bed. He wanted to be fully rested for the party tomorrow. He got up, turned off the TV and turned off the lights. Then he got undressed and climbed into bed.
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“Wake up sweetie!” said his mother as he stood next to his bed.

Harvey opened his eyes, and smiled to his mom. “Good morning, mom” he said.

“Morning sweetie” responded his mom and gave him a kiss on the cheek, and went out from his room. Harvey sat up, and looked at the clock, 9:35. He stretched and got out of bed, took on a robe and headed for the shower. He was in the shower for a long time, thinking about today’s party, getting his so excited. He loved Jason’s parties. They were always special.

The afternoon finally came, and Harvey walked over to John. His friend hugged Harvey and thanked him for coming. As they walked inside, Harvey saw many people that he knew and didn’t really know. He said hello to the ones that he knew, and gave Jason the gift, smiling widely. As he opened the gift, all the people stood around him watching, and most of them sighed when they saw the movie Harvey had gotten him. Jason smiled brightly and turned around to face Harvey and grinned.

The party started, and the people sat around the table, laughing, talking, singing and drinking. There was a lot of beer and alcohol on the table. People helped themselves, and around evening all of them were pretty drunk. The music was louder, and so were the talking and laughing. Many were dancing around on the floor to the music. They were all having a good time, especially Jason, who sat in the couch with Cassie, kissing and caressing.

Around midnight, Harvey was ready to walk home, few of the guests had already left, but most of them were making out in the living room, others dancing and a single one lying on the floor sleeping. He couldn’t find Jason anywhere, and could figure out that he was probably with Cassie in his bedroom. He didn’t want to bother them, so get went to get his coat, and headed out into the mild summer night.

Harvey was pretty drunk himself, and also a bit light-headed. He walked alone over the field, when all the sudden he heard a noise close to him. He looked around and saw that it was a horse walking up to him. He stopped and waited for the horse to come to him. Slowly the horse went to him, sniffed his scent and approached his. He reached out and padded his mane, running his fingers through the soft hairs. Slowly his hand went to his neck, slowly caressing it, feeling his skin beneath his hand. He jumped over the fence and stood next to the horse now.

He felt all tingly inside, and ran his hand along the stallions back, as he stepped closer to him. He felt his soft body beneath his hand, and slowly let his hand go down his belly and beneath him, finding his heath. He sighed and gently caressed the sheath, feeling his cock move a little inside. He got on his knees, still caressing his warm sheath, as he saw the cockhead appear from the opening. He looked at it with wide opened eyes. It was so big.

Slowly the cock came forth from the sheath, dropping. He stared at the size of it, and his hands ran down its rubbery length. It felt wonderful. He got a little closer to the cock, and could smell the musky aroma, so he leaned over, kissing the head of the enormous cock. His hands ran up and down the cock, both hands used to encircle it. He felt it harden in his hands. It was about 20 inches long and really thick. He had never seen anything this beautiful before. He began to undress himself, throwing the clothes aside as it came off.

The horse was obviously enjoying this, as his cock slapped against his belly, as he rubbed his hands along its length. Harvey kissed and licked the cock all over, and as he reached the head, he opened his mouth wide and took it inside. His lips wrapped around the massive cock, his tongue playing with the head, and his hands stroking the big cock. The horse gave a couple of short humps, banging the cock against his throat, sending pre-cum down his throat. He swallowed to the best of his ability. He was getting so aroused by this.

He took the cock out of his mouth and rubbed it all over his face, getting the sticky pre-cum all over himself. He licked the head every time he rubbed it over his lips. Then he let the cock go to his chest, rubbing it on it, teasingly rubbing it on his hard nipples. He reached up with one hand and took the massive balls into his hand, rolling them, feeling their weight. He wondered how much cum there was in them.

Again he took him into his mouth, sucking his cock, and his hands continued stroking the massive pole. Again the stallion began thrusting. He could feel the horse’s glans flare up inside his mouth. Shocked he quickly pulled him out, still rubbing him. The horse grunted, swaying his tail, and all the sudden he came, taking Harvey by surprise.

The enormous cock spurted out jet after jet of warm cum. The warm cum hit Harvey in the face, splashing on his lips, chin and cheeks. He felt it run down his neck. As he opened his mouth to lick his lips, a jet of cum hit him in the mouth. There was so much of it. He almost gagged, and swallowed the creamy cum, savoring the salty taste. Then more cum spurted from the cock unto his face. Horse cum ran down his neck and chest, dripping from his face down on his chest. He licked his lips eagerly. It tasted so great.

The horse rewarded Harvey with about 8 strong jets of cum, all over his face and chest. He was literally covered with sticky horse cum. Then the cock began retracting back into the sheath. He stared at the limb cock as it pulled back inside the sheath.

He sat on the grass for awhile as the stallion walked away. Cum was getting cold on his face and chest. He took his shirt and wiped himself clean. Then smiled and looked at the horse as he walked away. He put on his clothes. As he got home, he threw away the shirt and went into the shower. He thought about what he just had done, and smiled. Sure, it was ‘wrong’, but he had enjoyed it so very much. Maybe he would do it again sometime he thought to himself.

When Harvey got up the next morning, he went out and headed for the field. He wanted to get a good look at his equine lover in the daylight. As he came to the field, he saw five horses. One of which was his lover. He stood there a few minutes, staring at a beautiful brown stallion. He knew that this was him. After 15 minutes of staring at this magnificent creature, he went home again, with a big smile on his lips.

THE END!

While browsing the web, I came upon an entry called “Top 10 Signs Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend might be into Animal Love”. Needless to say, that little article had me laughing and rolling over in a matter of seconds and it had inspired me to write my version of it, the guy’s point of view anyway. I may post the girl’s point of view version of it soon. And if enough replies are posted, I might even add more. Anyway, enjoy them! I know, I did while doing it.
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Signs Your Girlfriend is a Secret Animal Lover

10. When she comes over to your house she ignores you and snuggles up to your pet Schnauzer(the DOG, you pervert!!!!) and says “Hello, handsome, wanna play?”

9. You take a take at her diary by stealth and learn that the handsome 14-inch cock stallion she was fucking out with in the race derbies while you were away, was actually a REAL horse.

8. You were browsing this website for a “quickie” and you see her picture being fucked by that dog you gave her last Christmas ago.

7. Having sex with her in “doggy-style” actually involves a REAL dog.

6. She is happy when you tell her about you have to go away for the weekend and you need her to look after your dog. The dog also seems to be awfully “excited and happy” for some reason.

5. When she says she sleeps with her dog, you hope that’s all she does.

4: She actually has orgasms while watching the Animal Planet Special Big Cats”.

3. You discover that is actually a VERY active member of this website. And she’s been sending pictures and stories about bestiality for quite sometime now. (Hmmm, now WHO could that be…? *hint* *hint*).

2. When she tells you to fuck her pussy, she means that huge white Siberian Tiger she had chained up by the bed and not her.

And the number one sign that Your Girlfriend is a Secret Animal Lover…..

1. She screams out her dog’s name while having sex with you.

Okay, I know there are some rumors in the comic continuity about the Man of Steel and the Bat. Frankly speaking, I’m not sure if I ought to post it here. But hell, I love the Bat. I mean who wouldn’t?

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HEADLINE NEWS: Superman and Batman ‘More than Just Friends?’ Their Intimate Relationship Revealed! — A story by Lois Lane, your intrepid reporter for the Daily Planet

Citizens of the superhero and crimefighter universe were thrown into chaos when security surveillance cameras at the Justice League Watchtower caught a very intimate moment between two of the World’s Finest, Batman and Superman, just after the Justice League came home from Apokalipse battling the forces of Darksied.

“We always knew Superman and Batman held private conferences post missions but we never thought… Oh man, I think I need a few drinks…” John Stewart, member of the Green Lantern Corps and one of the founding members of the Justice League said during an interview.

Jonn Jonz aka Martian Manhunter told us. “I always knew that Batman had this strange…magnetic personality. Those two always had a bond between them. It was inevitable that those two uhm… mate.”

Nightwing, formerly Robin and leader of the Titans was not happy with the current situation and had this to say, “Bruce, HOW COULD YOU???!!!! First it was the Joker, then the Catwoman, Poisonivy, the Penguin, then that bitch that Ra’s Al Guhl had for a daughter, Barbara…uh, Oracle, Black Canary, Huntress, Cass…uh Batgirl, Harlequin, Zatanna, Wonderwoman, Circe and now THIS!!!! ARGHH!!!! We are SOOOOO over!!!” (Nightwing runs crying to Starfire)

Shayera Hol aka Hawkgirl said: “I’m so happy for Superman. You see, Bruce… I mean, Batman was the best I ever had, and I thank Diana for telling me all about his other talents. I mean, John doesn’t have it… uhm, you’re not gonna record this, are you?”

Flash meanwhile had this had to say. “Well, Batman didn’t exactly have a sane head, you what I mean. Being broody all the time, going against all those psychos in Gotham, doing nightly patrols with the rest of the Batclan. Can you imagine what goes on with the Bat, Robin, Batgirl and Catwoman on at night? Man, that’s a scary thought. What? It’s not like Supes and Bats are gonna come out of the Fortress of Solitude and the Batcave soon and kill me. I mean, they’d never do anything to kill sweet lil Flash. Will they?”

We hope so, Flash. For your sake.
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No profit is made from this news fiction, so please don’t sue me! My lawyers are all too busy making money from their other clients.

They’re happy that way and I’m happy that way, too!

Signs That Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Understand You’re into Animal Sex

10: He wonders why your other friends giggle to themselves when you tell him you were just giving the dog a bath in your bathroom.

9: He wonders why that eel on his aquarium keeps on dying every time he comes home from a business trip. Note: You were looking after his apartment.

8: He then wonders later why your pussy smell kinda fishy during sex.

7: You find yourself saying, “Come on over, Doggy and I just finished.”

6: He wonders why the dog he gave you last Christmas suddenly seems to hate him now.

5: You tell him you that your dog sleeps with you in your room without mentioning that the two of you do more than just sleep.

4: After having a fight, you get drunk and wake up in a stable. You call your boyfriend to pick you up. He asks, “What the hell happened to you?” You answer, “Riding?”

3: He accepts the fact that when he caught you in the cow pen with white milky fluid on your face you were just milking the cows but got so thirsty and drank the milk afterwards..

2: He doesn’t like going to your place anymore because he feels that all your pets are giving him evil looks.

And the number one sign that your Boyfriend doesn’t understand you’re into Animal Sex……

1. You tell him that you want him to fuck her pussy and he says, “Well, okay honey. But could we please get rid of that large tiger first?”

Oh lookie!!! I got another one!!!

There was a barren whore
who fucked a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not fuck the boar.
The boar fucked the bear a bore.
At last the bear could fuck no more
Of that boar that bored him to the whore,
And so the whore fucked off the boar–
That boar will bore the bear no more.