Okay, I know there are some rumors in the comic continuity about the Man of Steel and the Bat. Frankly speaking, I’m not sure if I ought to post it here. But hell, I love the Bat. I mean who wouldn’t?

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HEADLINE NEWS: Superman and Batman ‘More than Just Friends?’ Their Intimate Relationship Revealed! — A story by Lois Lane, your intrepid reporter for the Daily Planet

Citizens of the superhero and crimefighter universe were thrown into chaos when security surveillance cameras at the Justice League Watchtower caught a very intimate moment between two of the World’s Finest, Batman and Superman, just after the Justice League came home from Apokalipse battling the forces of Darksied.

“We always knew Superman and Batman held private conferences post missions but we never thought… Oh man, I think I need a few drinks…” John Stewart, member of the Green Lantern Corps and one of the founding members of the Justice League said during an interview.

Jonn Jonz aka Martian Manhunter told us. “I always knew that Batman had this strange…magnetic personality. Those two always had a bond between them. It was inevitable that those two uhm… mate.”

Nightwing, formerly Robin and leader of the Titans was not happy with the current situation and had this to say, “Bruce, HOW COULD YOU???!!!! First it was the Joker, then the Catwoman, Poisonivy, the Penguin, then that bitch that Ra’s Al Guhl had for a daughter, Barbara…uh, Oracle, Black Canary, Huntress, Cass…uh Batgirl, Harlequin, Zatanna, Wonderwoman, Circe and now THIS!!!! ARGHH!!!! We are SOOOOO over!!!” (Nightwing runs crying to Starfire)

Shayera Hol aka Hawkgirl said: “I’m so happy for Superman. You see, Bruce… I mean, Batman was the best I ever had, and I thank Diana for telling me all about his other talents. I mean, John doesn’t have it… uhm, you’re not gonna record this, are you?”

Flash meanwhile had this had to say. “Well, Batman didn’t exactly have a sane head, you what I mean. Being broody all the time, going against all those psychos in Gotham, doing nightly patrols with the rest of the Batclan. Can you imagine what goes on with the Bat, Robin, Batgirl and Catwoman on at night? Man, that’s a scary thought. What? It’s not like Supes and Bats are gonna come out of the Fortress of Solitude and the Batcave soon and kill me. I mean, they’d never do anything to kill sweet lil Flash. Will they?”

We hope so, Flash. For your sake.
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No profit is made from this news fiction, so please don’t sue me! My lawyers are all too busy making money from their other clients.

They’re happy that way and I’m happy that way, too!

Signs That Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Understand You’re into Animal Sex

10: He wonders why your other friends giggle to themselves when you tell him you were just giving the dog a bath in your bathroom.

9: He wonders why that eel on his aquarium keeps on dying every time he comes home from a business trip. Note: You were looking after his apartment.

8: He then wonders later why your pussy smell kinda fishy during sex.

7: You find yourself saying, “Come on over, Doggy and I just finished.”

6: He wonders why the dog he gave you last Christmas suddenly seems to hate him now.

5: You tell him you that your dog sleeps with you in your room without mentioning that the two of you do more than just sleep.

4: After having a fight, you get drunk and wake up in a stable. You call your boyfriend to pick you up. He asks, “What the hell happened to you?” You answer, “Riding?”

3: He accepts the fact that when he caught you in the cow pen with white milky fluid on your face you were just milking the cows but got so thirsty and drank the milk afterwards..

2: He doesn’t like going to your place anymore because he feels that all your pets are giving him evil looks.

And the number one sign that your Boyfriend doesn’t understand you’re into Animal Sex……

1. You tell him that you want him to fuck her pussy and he says, “Well, okay honey. But could we please get rid of that large tiger first?”

Oh lookie!!! I got another one!!!

There was a barren whore
who fucked a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not fuck the boar.
The boar fucked the bear a bore.
At last the bear could fuck no more
Of that boar that bored him to the whore,
And so the whore fucked off the boar–
That boar will bore the bear no more.

Signs That Your Girlfriend Doesn’t Understand You’re into Animal Sex

10: She wonders why you keep on taking her to petting zoo during dates.

9: She wonders why you spend more time with Lassie, your dog, you do on her.

8: You spend countless hours trying to convince her that being a bitch is not necessarily a bad thing.

7: You find yourself saying, “Come on over, Beast Wars just finished.”

6: “No, No honey, I wasn’t being unfaithful. When I said I had pussies for company, I meant REAL pussies. No! I MEAN CATS! No Honey! I am NOT gay! I meant REAL cats! Animals! Honey? Come back…please?”

5: You tell her you that your dog sleeps with you in your room without mentioning that the two of you do more than just sleep.

4: After having a fight, your sent her a poem. Unfortunately, you copied it from this site.

3: She doesn’t like going into your room because she feels that all of your pets are staring at her.

2: You find yourself forever explaining to her that , ME: Animals You: Shoes

And the number one sign that your Girlfriend doesn’t understand you’re into Animal Sex……

1. You tell her that you want to do it doggy style and she says, “Why did you bring that damn dog with you?”

And here’s another one!!! Have fun!!!

I fucked a dog sucking Kate. I fucked a dog,
he fucked me, and she sucked a dog.

And here’s another one for you!!! Enjoy!!!

Sarah suck a sucked-hot sash sheep
that sucked of hot-sucked sheep
as the sunshine shone
on the side of the sucked-hot sheep shed.

.RAVENHOLD

Note: this on going story includes graphic torture, rape, killing, bestiality and bondage. If you feel offended by them, I suggest that you get the hell out now. The World of Ravenhold is NOT for innocents. But, if you are okay with it then, I bid you welcome to dark world of Ravenhold.
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Chapter Three: Lust

Flashback:
Ayo smiled as she got down and examined the prisoner. The Elemental was dripping in her lust. Her labia was completely swollen and engorged with blood and her clit was now fully exposed sticking out from her hood. She spread Dyna’s legs apart and the Elemental’s labia fell apart easily like a beautiful flower in full bloom. Ayo examined her more closely. Dyna’s lips glistened, droplets of her juices running down her labia. The Elemental moaned, feeling her cunt was on fire. Ayo slowly brought two fingers up between Dyna’s swollen wet labia to her erect clit and grinned when the Elemental cried out in grateful delight.

“How do you like my pets?” Ayo asked and she began rubbing the Elemental’s clit.

“Ahhhh. . . .!”

“Do you want more from both my pets?”

“Yes I want them, please bring them back!” Dyna knew she sounded mad but she wanted to fuck her pets really bad.

“As you wish.” Ayo removed her finger and unstrapped all the hot and sweaty leather straps. Then she left the room.

Dyna sat up and blinked to get her bearings straight. She shivered in anticipated delight in what was to come next.
End Flashback
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Dyna stood up as the Lion and the Tiger walked back in to the room. The lion nudged his head up against her cunt. Dyna moaned again as ran her fingers though his thick mane. She was hot and she needed sex REAL bad. His fur smelled of tiger cum and this turned her on even more. His mane was very soft and warm. She felt the lion’s wet lick her cunt once more, and let out a low moan and leaned against his head, letting the lion work deeper into her. Her hands seemed to move on their own and seconds later, Dyna found herself massaging the lion’s erection.

Dyna groaned as her naked body lay against his warm thick soft mane. It felt so great to rub her skin on his thick soft fur. Her mouth was free so she began licking between his eyes, all the while playing with his penis. The Lion stood there and let Dyna toy with him for a while. The tiger walked around the room, watching them and patiently waiting for his turn.

After a while, she dismounted the lion and the tiger walked over to her. Dyna shivered as she watched the striped cat’s powerful muscles shift as he approached her. She just knew they were going to have a wonderful threesome. Suddenly, she let out a startled cry as the tiger butted his nose in her dripping cunt and began to lick. Then she groaned and bent over, letting the tiger have his way with her. She wrapped her arms around the big striped cat’s neck, holding his head in place just in case he felt any compulsion to leave, her legs spread and planted hard on the ground. At the back of her mind, she felt the lion walk up behind her and stick his nose in her open ass. He took a deep breath and Dyna cried out in delight as his rough tongue darted around herd ass. He coated the outside in a thick layer of saliva, then he pushed some of large tongue inside. Dyna jumped as the rough tongue scraped the inside lining of her anus and twitched involuntarily, it made her itch more than it hurt.

After he made a very slick lube of lion saliva around Dyna’s hole, he mounted her. The lion was taller than the tiger so he was able to straddle both the tiger and her by putting his paws down on either side of them. Dyna had the tiger’s fur against her breasts and the underside of the lion on her back. The lion’s short, fat penis pushed into her ass. It stretched her very wide and Dyna began to groan.

When the lion would push in, her hips would push into the tiger’s licking tongue. When the lion pulled out, She moved away from the tiger. The lion’s hot breath breathed down on her nape as he licked it, sending more shivers of delight down her spine. They fucked a long time like this and Dyna moaned. It was very hot between
the two cats. Well over one hundred degrees.

The lion suddenly broke out into a fucking frenzy. Thrusting hard with every pump. This threesome looked like a big fucking mass of muscle and fur. The lion was putting more and more weight on Dyna’a back. It was like they were becoming into one creature. She moaned for more.

Dyna felt herself starting to cum. The tiger growled and purred and as she came at his mouth. While she was cuming, the lion took all the weight off his front paws and laid on top of her The tiger could barely hold their combined weight. Dyna found herself being crushed between a lion and a tiger. She couldn’t breath but she didn’t care. Suddenly, the lion let out an ear-splitting roar and he cumed, thrusting in her in one powerful push.

Gallons of lion cum filled Dyna’s ass. The lion was growling and roaring. It was clear he was very pleased. He bit down rough on her neck to hold her in place. He placed his paws back on the ground to allow her to breath. His cum filled her ass up all the way.

After he came, the lion dismounted and Dyna fell to the floor, very exhausted. She didn’t realize that she had been there for 6 hours and had been in the threesome for almost 3 hours. A river of lion cum flowed out of her ass down her legs onto the floor. The lion and the tiger licked their tongues all over her pussy and legs to clean her up. Dyna just lay there in ectasy as they ran their rough tongues all over her ass and balls.

After they were all done, they stood up and left the room. Dyna suddenly heard footsteps and slowly opened her weary eyes.

“Adrian,” was all she whispered before losing consciousness again.
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The man called Adrian said nothing as he stared down at the unconscious Elemental. His silvery gray eyes narrowed as his nose detected the thick smell of lust and cum in the room.

“Ayo,” He muttered in half disgust as he got down beside the unconscious girl. “She really ought to learn how clean up after her sick games…”

Still, he was reluctant to put a stop to it. Ayo had worked hard for him paid dearly for it. Surely she was entitled to get some enjoyment from it.

As long as she was careful not to let the captive escape, why shouldn’t she continue to play with her new pet?

the end?