“Rudolph the red nose reindeer,

had a very, very, large cock,

and if you ever saw it,

you would even say it glowed.

All of the other reindeer,

used to laugh and call him names.

They never let poor Rudolph,

join in any gangbang games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Santa came to say:

”Rudolph with your cock so big,

won’t you come with me to my room tonight?”

Then all the reindeer fucked him,

as they cummed out with glee:

”Rudoph the Red Nose Reindeer,

you’ll go down in history!”

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(From the back of the “Web Stage”, we see Angel grinning like hell as she sang from her copy of “Bestial Christmas Carols” hymn book.)

Angel: (singing off-key)….you’ll go down in history!!!!

Voice from a far: There she is!!!! Blasphemer!!!!

Voice # 2: Death to the Herectic!!!

Angel: (looking nervous) Uh, oh.

(Angel makes a run for it. Followed by an angry mob of religious people and animal rights fanatics, all carrying torches and pitchforks.)

Angel’s voice: Come on, you guys. Its Christmas!!! The Season of forgiveness and all that shit!!! Can’t you people take a little joke!!! Aaaaaaiiiiiieeee!!!!

The MOB of Doom: Burn the Witch!!! Kill her!!!

The End?

or

Have A Bestial Christmas and a Fucking New Year!!!